Feminist Jokes- soon to be a very large section

During one of his shows, a famous ventriloquist was running through his repertoire of Blonde jokes. Unbeknownst to him, a card carrying member of NOW was sitting in the audience, and halfway through his dummy’s bit about a blonde, a duck, and a Catholic altar boy, the furious feminist stood up and shouted "I’ve had enough of this crap! Who the hell do you think you are to be stereotyping women that way, you halfwit? What the hell do physical characteristics have to do with one’s intrinsic human value? It’s people like you who prevent women from being respected in this world, who stop us from achieving our full human potential, who perpetuate male chauvinism, and all in the name of this so-called humor!” The poor ventriloquist, bewildered and embarrassed by this display, began to apologize- “Ma’am, im sorry if I offended you, it certainly wasn’t ...” Suddenly the feminist once again interrupted him and screamed, pointing at the dummy, “Stay the hell out of this, buddy- im talking to the little man!”